League of Leagues Snitch Power Rankings

1.     The Pullies – The pullies get the top spot here because they snitch not for the integrity of league or even to try to put themselves in a better position to win. They snitch solely out of spite.

2.     Sporty Strauss – The original rat of the league. He tries to make his snitching come off as trying to be fair and about the league, but deep down this is a guy who is just not that good of a human.

3.     Minnesota Moose Knuckles – With Jimmy leaving the league, there was a bulging gap that had to be filled to keep order. That bulging gap was filled by some moose knuckles. Chris is not afraid to call out injured player and illegal lineups.

4.     SG Choppers – similarly to the pullies, here’s a guy that just wants to bring other people down with him. If it were up to the Choppers, the entire league would not have a 10th round draft pick.

5-11. (tie)

 12. Cooper Troopers – Now here is a team that most people would think is too nice to snitch. That is only partially true. The Troopers wouldn’t be able to snitch even if they wanted to because the Troopers do not really know what the rules are.