Cooper Troopers Falling Apart?

7:59 AM.

It’s a balmy 64 degree morning in Wayzata, MN as Cooper Johnson puts on his Lululemon Navy ABC Commissioner pants and his Tradition Bank white polo.

It’s a little harder to come in this morning because Cooper had yesterday off thanks to Columbus Day (Cooper’s favorite holiday).

8:05 AM

He pours a cup of coffee, checks his emails, helps the first couple of customers deposit their weekly million dollars and then checks Twitter. “The cameraman Davante Adams pushed after the direct deposit hit”

8:18 AM - Cooper texts the league group chat “My team is falling apart”

This dramatic response could just be a hangover from how hard he partied on Columbus Day (he asked me not to call it Indigenous People’s Day), or maybe Cooper knows something that we don’t about an incoming suspension. I get the doom and gloom, Cooper is only 5-0 to start the season with a league high points. If Adams does get suspended a game, he will be forced to go to his bench and replace him with Amon Ra St. Brown (who only has the 6th most ppg for receivers so far).

While this may not be a big deal for the Cooper Troopers, it does have people asking about leadership on that team and if Cooper has lost the locker room. We’ll have to see how they respond to this adversity next week when they take on $traight Cash Homie.