League of Leagues Trade Machine

In this article, trades for each team in the League of Leagues will be highlighted.

Trade #1: SHEPHERD GOODS CHOPPERS improve team chemistry and sell for 2022

SG Choppers Trade:

• Christian McCaffrey

• Jimmy Butler

• Fred VanVleet

• Tobias Harris

• Spencer Dinwiddie

• $15 MLB

to Las Cabras for:

• Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

• Jamal Murray

• Collin Sexton

• David Montgomery

• Chase Claypool

• Chase Edmonds

• NEXT YEAR 1st Round NFL

• 4th, 5th and 7th Round MLB (this year)

Trade #2: COOPER TROOPERS embrace the tank

Cooper Troopers trades:

• James Harden

• Nikola Vucevic

• Khris Middleton

• Derek Carr

• 4th, 5th and 7th Round MLB (this year)

to Sporty Strauss for:

• Deandre Ayton

• Ben Simmons

• Franz Wagner

• Derrick White

• Tee Higgins

• Rondale Moore

• Laviska Shenault

• $10 MLB

• NEXT YEAR 3rd Round MLB

Trade #3: LAS CABRAS sell the TOP ASSET in the League of Leagues for depth

Las Cabras trade:

• Nikola Jokic

to DTC Porkchop Express for:

• Domantas Sabonis

• De’Aaron Fox

• $5 MLB

• NEXT YEAR 1st Round NBA

Trade #4: $TRAIGHT CASH HOMIE cashes out (of NBA)

$traight Cash Homie trades:

• Joel Embiid

to Win’s Up Doc for:

• Scottie Barnes

• Saquon Barkley

• NEXT YEAR 1st

Trade #5: WAIT ‘TIL NEXT YEAR truly makes moves like his namesake

Wait ‘Til Next Year Trades:

• $25 MLB

• Matt Ryan

• Anthony Davis

• Isaiah Stewart

• Kyle Lowry

• Will Barton

to Ornery Otters for:

• Cade Cunningham

• All 3 NEXT YEAR 1st round picks

Note: Ornery Otters hopefully take the last spot in the playoffs away from Wait ‘Til Next Year

Trade #6: The DTC PORKCHOP EXPRESS chugs along for contention (in MLB)

DTC Porkchop Express trades:

• DJ Moore

• Devonta Smith

• Jimmy Garoppolo

• NEXT YEAR 1st Round MLB

to Shepherd Goods Choppers for:

• $25 MLB

• Spencer Dinwiddie

• Norman Powell

Trade #7: SPORTY STRAUSS guarantees himself a Championship

Sporty Strauss trades:

• Najee Harris

• Ben Simmons

• Elijah Moore

• Rondale Moore

• All 3 NEXT YEAR 1st round picks

to the MN Moose Knuckles for:

• Rudy Gobert

• Terry Rozier

• RJ Barrett

• $25 MLB

Trade #8: THE PULLIES try to win this year, despite scoring 0 points in NFL

The Pullies trade:

• Baker Mayfield or Carson Wentz

• All 3 NEXT YEAR 2nd round picks

to the Ornery Otters for:

• Russell Westbrook

• Keldon Johnson

• DeAndre Hopkins

• Devin Singletary

• 3rd Round MLB Pick THIS YEAR

Trade #9: THE BAMOS claw their way back into contention

The BamO’s trade:

• Paul George

• Julio Jones

• Michael Gallup

to the Shepherd Goods Choppers for:

• Tobias Harris

• $20 MLB

Trade #10: The MN MOOSE KNUCKLES use the war chest to improve keepers

The MN Moose Knuckles trade:

• All 6 first round picks (including BamO’s)

• Devin Vassell

• Richaun Holmes

• RJ Barrett

to Cooper Troopers for:

• Dak Prescott

• James Harden

Trade #11: WIN’S UP DOC assembles the greatest NBA Keepers of all time

Win’s Up Doc trades:

• Jarrett Allen

• Jonas Valanciunas

• Kristaps Porzingis

• Michael Porter Jr. or Mo Bamba

• Desmond Bane

• Tyler Lockett

• NEXT YEAR NBA 1st Round Pick

to The Pullies for:

• Kevin Durant

• OG Anunoby

• LeBron James

• Montrezl Harrell

Trade #12: ORNERY OTTERS trade its excess keepers

Orner Otters trade:

• Michael Thomas

• Mike Gesicki

• Devin Singletary

• Chuba Hubbard

• Russell Westbrook

• $10 MLB

to Shepherd Goods Choppers for:

• Spencer Dinwiddie

• 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th Round MLB Picks THIS Year